I read the news. In that news I sometimes come across odd and disturbing articles. Today, I found an article showing evidence that gnomes are turning to facism in order to be heard. For all of you who love gnomes, this is very disturbing and should not be taken lightly. Watch them closely.
Also in odd news, a man is viciously attacked by birds or a bird, i don't really remember. But read it.
3 comments:
Freakin Nazi gnomes. Ruining our reputation. And I've always had a fear of being attacked by birds. Especially Eagles. They'll claw my eyes out.
An exhibition with "hundreds" of Nazi gnomes called "Dance with the Devil"? Cooool
Isn't that what the joker asks in the old batman?
"have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?"
I want one of these gnomes.
I love it when you blog about gnomes and say things like "for all of you who love gnomes...." personal shout-outs on Bretch's blog are the best! we need that statue nazi man in our living room BAD!
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